01] If something crawls out of the bathtub drain, crying will not do anything.
02] Shaving yer legs with a dull blade cos you can't find a new one is kinda REALLY stupid. Good thing I went and found some good ones.
03] If the sweater is on the floor, it's not clean. Do not attepmt to wear it, it probably smells weird.
04] If you accidentally swallow mouthwash, not only are you a moron, but you most likely will vomit.
05] Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is a great movie. I shouldget an ass kicking for not having seen it before.
06] I hae driving across the city because all the roads end and pic up again somewhere else.
07] The DVP is NOT for driving, but for sitting idle in your car a while.
08] I really want to go to the zoo.
09] The Strokes fucking rule.
10] Nickleback and Default are inface the same band.
11] I wish I lived in a house as opposed to an apartment.
12] I kinda want to go mini-putting.
13] Dreaming about lemons is really strange.
14] The Rat Who Would Be King is possibly the best song ever.
15] I have the dryest skin on my hands ever. It's falling off, boourns to that.

Song of the Day: Man of Action - MGB. Soon my little pretties, soon indeed.

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walnuts make very bad friends because they are anti-social - a bitter pill, is it better still